Category Archives: Personal

New Year’s Resolutions 2016

These are my resolutions for 2016.

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Gratitude: Part 14

Today I am grateful for:

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Gratitude: Part 12

Today I am grateful for:
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Gratitude: Part 2

Today I am grateful for:
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Gratitude: Part 1

Today I am grateful for:
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Sciatica

Every step is an agony
Every coming one a promise
Of sinew stretching despite no elasticity left,
Every hobbled movement a medley of this malady
That makes walking such a tragedy to behold.

The scolding on the methods that caused this but emboldens every aching anachronism that these arches argue against,
Alabaster espionage of a synaptic sensation,
Sciatica from one sore muscles’ inflammation.

So raise a toast of ibuprofen and tart cherry, magnesium,
Raise legs in stretches despite the abhorrent seizing from such action,
Burn sacrifices to appease whatever god has been displease’d,
Thankful in the pain of this I am still breathing.

National Masturbation Month Tally(whacker) – 2014

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Hurray for being in the 40%!

The month of May has been designated National Masturbation Month, originally in 1995 by the sex-toy store Good Vibrations of San Francisco in response to masturbation advocate U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders being unduly dismissed for saying to the UN that “I think that [masturbation] is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.” Since then, with the advent of the Internet, it has gained wild popularity.

This is my second year…contributing? participating? in this national event because it feels good and it’s good for you, and hey, why not? Last year I kept a tally that I did not disclose. That number was in fact 69 times. This year, for whomever is curious, the tally is available after the jump because I think that masturbation should be normalized and I have very little by way of embarrassment but want to make it a conscientious choice of the reader to discover that amount.

I will pose a few questions though: should I try to meet that same amount as last year? exceed it? Should I just do my thing and let numbers (and my seed) fall as it may? Should I also keep tally of orgasms achieved with partners? How should mutual masturbation be tallied? Does pulling out post-orgasm and self-stimulating to completion count as masturbation? I’m full of questions (and my own sticky love), so comments are welcome and accepted below.

Hope you enjoy May as much as I will,
-Mick

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